Penny Stock Doom

Penny stocks — one cent per share garbage stocks. Cheap-looking but trap underneath. Malört (Jeppson's Malört) is considered the most punishing bitter liqueur — drinkers call it 'a civilized penalty'. Add Campari and it's double bitter. Salt rim = tears — penny stock investors' tears. After this drink you understand: the cheapest is the most expensive.

仙股——一分钱一股的垃圾股票。看起来便宜，实际上是陷阱。马洛特（Jeppson's Malört）是被认为最加嘉宾的苦酒——喝过的人都说「人间礼」。加上金巴利，苦上加苦。盐边是眼泪——仙股投资者的眼泪。喝完这杯你就明白：便宜的，才是最贵的。