Short Seller's Report
做空报告
Muddy Waters, Citron etc. publish short reports — exposing company problems, triggering stock crashes. Extra salty, extra dry. A bearish Gibson.
浑水、香橼等做空机构发布做空报告——揭露上市公司问题,引发股价暴跌。极咸极干的Gibson做空版。
TRADING INSPIRATION / 交易灵感
Muddy Waters, Citron and other short sellers publish reports exposing corporate fraud, triggering stock crashes. This drink is the short report's sharpness: Vodka's purity = the report's objective facts, dry vermouth's dryness = analysis's coldness, pickled onion brine and caper brine = the piercing salty-bitterness of exposed problems. Extra salty, extra dry — a short report is sharp as a blade. A bearish Gibson.
浑水、香橼等做空机构发布做空报告,揭露上市公司问题,引发股价暴跌。这杯酒是做空报告的犀利——伏特加的纯净是报告的客观事实,干味美思的干是分析的冷酷,腌洋葱水和水芥子水是揭露问题的刺骨咸涩。额外咸、额外干——做空报告如利剑般犀利。Gibson的做空版。
INGREDIENTS / 材料
STEPS / 调制步骤
Stir all liquid ingredients with ice until ice-cold
所有液体加冰搅拌至极冷
Strain into a chilled Martini glass
滤入冰过的马天尼杯
Skewer pickled onion and capers, drop them in
腌洋葱和水芥子串在一起放入杯中
Extra salty, extra dry — sharp as a short seller's report
额外咸、额外干——做空报告如利剑般犀利
A bearish Gibson — stripped to the bone
Gibson的做空版——剥到骨头
TAGS / 标签
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